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We're putting the final touches on this dress with a few more sample iterations before its official launch in our upcoming Back to School collection. Want to follow along or share feedback? Catch all the behind-the-scenes updates on Instagram, Tik Tok, & Youtube where we we share all the BTS. Model photos will be updated once the final sample is approved and ready for release!

Luxury Meets Playfulness
For women in STEM, women in finance, and bimbos with brokerage accounts. You didn’t impulse buy this dress, you ran the numbers. And it turns out: looking hot is a qualified investment. This jacquard-knit mini is fully engineered with knitted numerals and buttons, and an upside-down 80085 display. It’s bodycon, but not in a scary way. More like a low-fee index fund quietly outperforming everything around it. Wear it while automating your contributions, maxing out your Roth IRA, or googling “what is a Roth IRA.”

Design Features
• 100% cotton certified by U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol®
• Bodycon Fit
• Cap Sleeves
• Square Neckline
• Designed in NC / Imported

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